02/05/2023
Name: Hugo the Horrible
Age: Terrible Twos
Breed: single breed border collie, neutered male, smooth coat. Also he's a big boy.
Hugo the Horrible is actually not all that bad. Like many of us, he has his, ermm, quirks. But would he be a border collie if he wasn't quirky? This is one of those chicken and egg questions that have plagued philosophers since the dawn of time, and will be hotly debated long after the apocalypse has consumed us all.
Wait, where was I? ... oh yes, Handsome Huge-O. This fella was surrendered to our rescue some time ago by a kindly but overwhelmed individual who was left with Hugo by a somewhat less kindly individual who did not return for their dog. I mean, it's not like he could have been overlooked - Hugo is is a very tall, solid fella and he is no retiring violet so you can't really miss him. You'd notice if he was gone. Which is actually one of the things we've worked hard on during his stay with TDBCR - his tendency to, you know, just GO. Hugo didn't get a lot of structure previous to his temporary owner, and the person before that didn't exactly spare the rod, so Hugo didn't think people were really all that awesome and didn't see why he had to listen to them in the first place. We had some work to do with Hughie Phooey before we could make him available for adoption.
His first quirk is that Hugo identifies as a Freight Train, or possibly as a team of oxen in harness, and walking him was a nightmare. Have I mentioned he is not a small dog? His singular goal in life was, apparently, to take his foster home out by throwing himself against the leash. He has improved a lot, like a lot, but if you're a diminutive little thing, he's basically going to treat you like a kite (get as much sp*ed as he can to send you as high aloft as he can) so maybe start some resistance training before applying for Hugo. He now walks mostly nicely on a halti, which is not our favourite tool but needs must at all that.
One of the main reasons that Hugo needed to learn not to drag his naked monkey all over the damn planet is that Hugo has this little thing where he is sorta conflicted with people in general. He really really wants to meet people and then he really really wants them to not touch or acknowledge him in any way (elephant in the room anyone??). It is important to note that, as any of you that have followed us over the last 25 years will know, that we believe very strongly in full disclosure and we don't release dogs for adoption until we are confident we understand them and their needs - Hugo is conflicted about people, but he is not aggressive to people. He has never put teeth on anyone. But he sometimes puts on a bit of a display - nothing that would get him into a David Attenborough documentary, but he does bluff his way into making you think maybe his mother canoodled with a malinois somewhere along the line. He does best meeting people who understand dogs, and don't try and get into his face. Once he has (loudly) made his feelings known and gotten a good sniff, he's generally quite neutral about strangers, though he is least comfortable with tall men. Maybe he was tired of being recruited to the local basketball team.
So Hugo is a great choice if you're into backcountry hiking and less of a good choice if you live in Yaletown and host parties with The Grizzlies as guests.
Hugo has a similar but different conflict with other dogs - different in that he LOVES other dogs, similar in that his communication skills with dogs is also utter garbage. He currently lives with two other dogs who, if they had their own bank accounts, would pay you to take him away yesterday. Hugo wants to play with other dogs in the worst way, but he is a big dog and he plays RUFF. And when another dog doesn't appreciate his play style, Hugo gets offended. He doesn't read other dogs very well, and when he turns into Huffy Hugo he starts spats. Instead of "takin' a tellin'" as grandad used to say, Hugo takes offense and then takes the offence. It has taken some work and patience, but Hugo now coexists with the other dogs in his home without any real issue, and could easily learn to coexist with the right dog in a new home, but he's not a very good dog park candidate because he still has garbage dog-dog skills when there is conflict.
Hugo just has a low level all around anxiety that informs some of the ways he behaves, which includes his sometimes seeming reluctance to learn new behaviours. He is not stupid, nor is he stubborn, but he is one of those unfortunate dogs that did not get the benefit of positive reinforcement in his early life, and he doesn't understand why working for your human is fun. Impatient people will hate him, people who are all "son of a b***h, I'm in!" about training a challenge will loooooove him. We've been lead to believe that Hugo's first person was the impatient type and offering behaviours resulted in punishment, so Hugo learned not to offer them. It is actually a testament to his fundamentally basically good temperament that he turned out as good as he did, as a dog with a sketchier temperament would be a lot more problematic.
Huge-O has a touch of separation anxiety - when he loves his human he really, really loves his human and wants to follow them anywhere. It's not so bad that you can't leave him at home to go grocery shopping, but it's bad enough you don't want to leave a blanket in his crate, as he will eat it. Like chew and swallow it. Your vet will love you and the payments you'll be making on his new Tesla. Again, living with the right dog will help him out in this regard as when he is occupied with another dog, he has less time for his mind to wander to scary places. But it has to be the right dog, because the wrong dog will result in fights (though again, he is getting much better as he matures and interacts with dogs with better communication skills than him)
And while Hugo really really loves his human and will follow them from room to room if given the opportunity, Hugo really really loves squirrels and rabbits and other bite sizes snacks on legs, and then he forgets he loves his human. What human. This is a great way to get rid of Hugo if you're tired of him, as he will chase little critters into the next province, but you probably shouldn't bring him home to your collections of tabby cats. We have not tested him with cats, because we like our cats and we don't want to.
Because he loves chasing small things, he's probably be an excellent candidate for Sprinter or other lure type events.
Because he is weird about people he doesn't know, he's probably a poor candidate for a home with children, so we're going to say No Kids for this fella.
At home, when play time and rabbit chasing time is over, Hugo loves nothing more than to turn into a big weighted blanket and drape his lanky self all over his person. He is very affectionate.
Hugo is located in the South Surrey area of BC, Canada. He is neutered and up to date on all the things. We do not ship our dogs sight unseen, so please don't ask. Hugo's preferred home is one that can offer him creative outlets for his energy and not rely on the free-for-all-brawl that is a dogpark to get his ya-yas out. He'd love to go hiking, keep your yard free of bunnies, maybe try agility, DEFINITELY loves to play fetch in a securely fenced space and cuddle up to watch the next episode of The Last Of Us with you tonight. If you are interested in Hugo, please EMAIL US at [email protected] (FB is inconsistent at best at informing us we have messages) and tell us why you think you and Huggie Hugo are a love match.