The Establishment

The Establishment By day The Establishment morphs itself, once out of bed, afternoons, into an advertising agency.

The Establishment resident Wan King has lifted his head above the parapet of stock market trading programme MetaTrader 4, transforming himself at NIGHT into a VAMPIRE-like creature, spinning his VINYL DISCS in the presence of disinterested DEBUTANTES, who at his age have no interest in dirtying their WHITE SOCKS with him. Unlike its counterparts, it's sole aim is to SCARE OFF potential clients. TH

E ESTABLISHMENT PRIVATE MEMBERS CLUB was for greying, checkered slipper wearing ex-stockbrokers on the slide. It welcomed members, the scumescenti of Berlin and their blond, huge-breasted female guests. The Club professed to be a canvas called into existence to exhibit a mixture of art in all it's forms be they in musical form, painted, on video, projected, or whether encompassing naked frivolity, racist hedonism, drunken debauchery, sculpture, fascism, wanten acts of petty vandalism, whatever. Door policy was actually common sense to everyone living outside Kreuzberg but:

No tramps, no whiteys with dreadlocks, no beggars, no twats buying their first beer of the evening with copper money, no smuggling, no dogs, no spongers, no döner.

Having retired from after midnight activities in 2011, The Establishment resident Wan King is returning to spin his ecle...
28/03/2016

Having retired from after midnight activities in 2011, The Establishment resident Wan King is returning to spin his eclectic vinyl collection at Prinzinger in his now native Berlin-Wedding, which he has indeed not left since early 2014, by mistake, in a coffin. On the 1st of April 2016, the old chaps and chapettes will be haunting the turntables from 20:00. No joke.

11/11/2014

As of December 2014, The Establishment, until further notice, will be lifting its head above the parapet of stock market trading programme MetaTrader 5 and performing as part of the fire-eating Albanian Knob-Jockeys "David Watts Foundation," beginning at some unnamed yuppie-bar for white-shirt wearing nobs, with an owner who thinks Sheena Easton and Kanye West means good music!

THE ESTABLISHMENT PRIVATE MEMBERS CLUB was for greying, checkered slipper wearing ex-stockbrokers on the slide. It welcomed members, the scumescenti of Berlin and their blond, huge-breasted guests.

The Club professed to be a canvas called into existence to exhibit a mixture of art in all it's forms be they in musical form, painted, on video, projected, or whether encompassing naked frivolity, hedonism, drunken debauchery, sculpture, wanten acts of petty vandalism, whatever.

Door policy was actually common sense to everyone living outside Kreuzberg but:

No tramps, no whiteys with dreadlocks, no beggars, no t***s buying their first beer of the evening with copper money, no smuggling, no dogs, no spongers, no döner.

18/05/2011

The Establishment's not pinin'! It's passed on! Is no more! Has ceased to be! Expired & gone to meet it's maker!

It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it'd be pushing up the daisies!
It's off the twig! Kicked the bucket, shuffled off it's mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!

THIS IS AN EX-ESTABLISHMENT!

29/04/2011

Thanks to all those who came to part one of the royal wedding party. It was absolutely magnificent!

Part two starts at 22.00 tonight.

28/04/2011

The Royal Wedding - Official Programme: So you non blue-blooded scum can sing along with the hymns. Make sure you stand up when doing so! And stand to attention!

World exclusive: The Sun reveals Prince Harry's Royal Wedding attire.
28/04/2011

World exclusive: The Sun reveals Prince Harry's Royal Wedding attire.

14/03/2011

Could have made a fortune shorting the Nikkei today...

21/01/2011

URGENT: Anyone who wants a barjob in Berlin for tonight from 21.00 (and if you're good in the future too) should preferably be female and write to me on facebook including a telephone number. :-)

Like The Establishment on most nights... ;-)
06/01/2011

Like The Establishment on most nights... ;-)

Best Sketch in Monty Python's 'Now for something Completely different. The Upper-Class Twit of the Year contest.

Friday night at The Establishment. Arto Ushan from Moscow and Beanzmeanzfartz from London are celebrating the transparen...
03/12/2010

Friday
night at The Establishment. Arto Ushan from Moscow and Beanzmeanzfartz
from London are celebrating the transparent and fair vote to give Russia
the World Cup in 2018.

We will be bribing you with
Medvedev-Putin Mafia shots. 1 Euro each or however many Rubels you want,
son. Under the table, in a brown paper bag.

Mums the word!

Friday night at The Establishment. Arto Ushan from Moscow and Beanzmeanzfartz from London are celebrating the transparen...
03/12/2010

Friday night at The Establishment. Arto Ushan from Moscow and Beanzmeanzfartz from London are celebrating the transparent and fair vote to give Russia the World Cup in 2018.

We will be bribing you with Medvedev-Putin Mafia shots. 1 Euro each or however many Rubels you want, son. Under the table, in a brown paper bag. Mums the word!

Friday night at The Establishment. Arto Ushan from Moscow and Beanzmeanzfartz from London are celebrating the transparen...
03/12/2010

Friday night at The Establishment. Arto Ushan from Moscow and Beanzmeanzfartz from London are celebrating the transparent and fair vote to give Russia the World Cup in 2018.

We will be bribing you with Medvedev-Putin Mafia shots. 1 Euro each or however many Rubels you want, son. Under the table, in a brown paper bag. M...ums the word!

17/11/2010

BJ's zu vergeben... BJ's to go... (bar jobs, that is, Ms. Popovic). Please apply...

09/11/2010

Sign up Fritz.
Maybe we'll forgive the Blitz.

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