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Alright well that does it, I'm officially done with my 2nd module of schooling! We learn so much throughout this past we...
07/21/2024

Alright well that does it, I'm officially done with my 2nd module of schooling! We learn so much throughout this past week. I finally got to learn all of my massage strokes and learned how to release deeper holdings in the body with the structural integration portion. Learned lots about the anatomy and muscles of the horse as well. Iv got lots of studying to do if I'm gonna pass this exam at the end of module 3. Such a fun insightful week! Now it's time to move onto my homework! This time around I'll need to do 5 full sessions on at least 7 different horses. I would love to branch out and work with other people's horses as well. Because what better way to possibly earn furture business/clients then actually working on your horse ;) That being said I obviously can't charge for it because I'm not yet licensed. If you horse could use a massage or has some holdings that's need release or even if you just wanna try it out and see what happens let me know! πŸ₯° I'm in Battleground an would like to try to keep the horses decently close since it's all free atm and Gass isn't cheap.πŸ˜… your horse will get worked on roughly once a week until the 5 sessions are completed. Let me help you get your horse more balanced πŸ™Œ

07/14/2024

Well today's the day. It's the start to my 2nd module for my equine massage therapy class. Excited to continue to grow and learn more. After this module I'll only have one more left then my final exam after that I'll be a licensed EMT and structural integration practitioner.πŸ™ŒπŸ₯°

Got to exercise my favorite girl this morning. πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ The saying really is true,.. when you love what you do you will never ...
05/25/2024

Got to exercise my favorite girl this morning. πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ The saying really is true,.. when you love what you do you will never work a day in your life. 😊 Days like today never feel like work. πŸ‡ If your horse needs some extra exercise, I'd be happy to help. ;)

Please share.Hello everyone! πŸ‘‹  I have some availability currently and would love to add another client or two. Do you n...
05/21/2024

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Hello everyone! πŸ‘‹ I have some availability currently and would love to add another client or two. Do you need help cleaning stalls? Have to many horses to ride? Have a horse who needs a tune up? Or pretty much anything farm related, I'm your girl and am here to help you out! ;) I can provide plenty of references upon request. I am hoping to find something for M-F as I already have a client on the weekend and need to leave time for my family. I'm located in Battleground and would ideally like to find something close by but open to traveling some(travel fees may apply depending on how far, gas is expensive) if you've got work that needs done please shoot me a message, we'll go over the details and I'll give you your price quote. (I don't have set prices because everyone's barn/work is different, i determine my prices based of what is needed)

On a side note please keep in mind I have a 1yr old son. He comes with me pretty much anywhere I go. So please only comment if your okay with me baby wearing while I clean your barn. If your needing a horse riden/trained/exercised it'll have be after 4pm when my fiance gets home to watch our son. My son is used to coming with me while I work so it doesn't slow me down or hinder my working abilities I just have to make sure the barn owner is okay with him being with me.
Thanks in advance and I look forward to chatting and working with you! πŸ₯°

I have over 20 year experience working with horses, and would be happy to answer any questions you may have for me. ;)

05/21/2024

Iv been bad about posting on this page again :/ darn it lol I need to be better with posting haha. Well anyway here is a video of one of the longest releases I have gotten so far while doing my massage work. This is Mr. Hunk. He is one of the most used horses on the property. He has the fun job of teaching people how to ride. Because he is used so often he also had quite a bit of tension in his body. While doing strokes 12&13 along his ribs, he had the biggest release. What you see in this video is only about half of his release, he started before I managed to pull my phone out to record. It almost looks like he turned his head to say thank you to me after he released.πŸ₯° my second module is coming up fast! Can't wait to see what else I get to learn! I can't wait to be fully licensed so I can get out in the real world and help all of these beautiful babies. πŸ΄πŸ™Œ keep me in mind for some massage work in the furture. ;)

Do you want or need some new photos? We'll nows your chance get your session scheduled today ;)
05/21/2024

Do you want or need some new photos? We'll nows your chance get your session scheduled today ;)

04/28/2024

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Rocky is still searching for his new home. Broke to ride but is a project. Needs and experienced rider. Loves the trails, 13yrs around 14hh. $✌️thousand obo. Located in Battleground WA. Plz pm me for more details.

04/24/2024

Ik it's been a lil bit since I posted, lol iv been a busy girl. Did another homework session with Callie. πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ sometimes during a session the horse may not react much at all or not until the very end and it can be a Lil deceiving. But if you look closely and watch, your horse is communicating with you the entire time. ;) Callie waited almost her entire session to release her tension. I was working on her ribs in this video, you could see in her eyes and her lips(lil twitches/movements) that she was enjoying it. I have now taught myself to remain patient with the whole process and listen to the horses, even though it may feel like what I'm doing isn't working at that moment. In the end I always get some kind of release/relief from the horses. The horses are telling me exactly what I need to hear, which is to keep going because it's working and helping them relax/feel better ❀️...
This video is a perfect example of that because I was recording and it was already over a minute long. I wasn't sure I was going to get a release from her. Instead of giving up I kept going and sure enough soon she had a good release from all that tension. It's been interesting to see where different horses hold their tension.

Okay with lots of thought, his owner has decided the Rocky just isn't quite right for their program. So that being said ...
04/11/2024

Okay with lots of thought, his owner has decided the Rocky just isn't quite right for their program. So that being said he is currently looking for a new pasture. πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ This fun boy could definitely benefit from having his very own person to bond with. He would excel in endurance and trail riding!

Rocky is a rescue from a kill pen so not much is know about him, other then the work iv done with him. He is a gated breed most likely a Tennessee walker. Short and stocky built like a barrel. Maybe 14hh around 13yrs old. He's pretty nervous on the ground but is excellent under saddle. I just take it slow when saddling up(let him smell it ext) He would benefit from some desensitizing and ground work. Lunges both directions. Loves the trails and prefers them over the arena. Rides westerns and ba****ck very forward moving. Goes over creeks(sometimes jumps them) walks through mud, walks through parked cars and trailers. Rides alone or in a group. He's a silly boy and has lots of energy. He always tried to get the other to run and play. He just need someone who is calm and confident to help him break through his shell.
He's been riden mostly by me and a handful of times by a 15yr girl(who I'd consider a beginer)
Located in Battle Ground $βœŒοΈπŸ–πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ obo. Proce negotiable to the right home. If you've got any questions please let me know. I also have videos apon request.

04/04/2024

Went and did a second session with Wrangler yesterday. I worked on him for an hr and 45mins. It was a very good session for his as I was able to help him get a good amount of release. One spot in particular was giving a good amount of discomfort. The area where his neck ties into his shoulders were very tense and he wasn't going to let me in, at least not yet. He was communicating to me that it was uncomfortable, so I eased up my pressure and slowly worked through it. I wish I got this on video because you could visually see his demeanor change once I got the release from his shoulder. There was a big release for him as he licked and chewed for a minute straight. After that he was completely relaxed and about to fall asleep. What was cool was that wranglers young rider, her mom and grandma was able to witness the exact moment his body went from tight and tense to loose and relaxed. πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ I just wanted to share this story because it is probably the coolest thing to happen during one of my sessions so far. To physically see his body loosen and his demeanor calm down. It feels amazing to be able to help these horses and this only motivates me so much more.

Also worked on star and was able to get a few releases from her as well. So here is a video of one of her releases. She was definitely enjoying herself.

03/28/2024

This is why it matters who you surround yourself with. πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ I feel so blessed to have my barn family.
Sometimes being a working momma who take her baby with her everywhere isn't the easiest. Sometime I get cut short because he gets upset or starts crying, essentially I worked around him and his needs while he's with me. Iv been working with Johnny for about a month now. His owner couldn't make it to our session this time around, so her husband came out to help. 😊 It ended up being a blessing. Mind you Jayce has major stranger danger and normally cries when people look at him or mess with him... I thought for sure it would be no different with her husband. 🀯 I was dead wrong. Jayce must have sensed that he was a grandpa as well. They really enjoyed eachothers company and it allowed me to work Johnny for the full hour uninterrupted.❀️ instead of being upset and crying, he had jayce smiling and laughing the whole time. Thank God for good people. πŸ™

Side note: most of my clients are fine with jayce coming with me. Those who are not comfortable with it or if I'll be riding then jayce stays home with dad.

03/27/2024

Spent some time doing ground work with Rocky the other day. 😊 He is pretty much a Rockstar under saddle but still has a lot of nervousness on the ground. So we did a bit of lunging , worked on joining up and giving eye contact instead of turning his butt. After all of that I gave him a quick groom. I worked with his legs and got all 4 hooves cleaned out. Rocky was such a good boy for his lesson and he was much calmer by the end of our session. πŸ₯° I can't help but smile/giggle when he canters. πŸ˜… lol he reminds me of a Lil bunny rabit hopping along 🀣 πŸ‡πŸŽ

03/26/2024

So thankful for my barn family. πŸ₯° Did my first homework session yesterday. πŸ™Œ Big boy Wrangler has been very sore/stiff in his front right leg(due to being navicular I believe πŸ€”). Because of that his body has been having to compensate which creates lots of tension. I worked on him for an hour and a half and was able to get a few releases out of him. Managed to get one on video. He was definitely enjoying himself. He had a lot of tension throughout his neck, ribs, butt and hamstring. This release(video) happened while i was working on his ribs. It will be exciting to see where he's at for our second session. 😊 1 out of 20 sessions βœ…οΈ

So fortunate that I have access to a barn full of horses, definitely makes doing homework a lot easier. πŸ₯° Thank you Robin for allowing me to practice on your babies. Your barn is definitely my home away from home. Blessed to have you in my life.

Button got a week off due to me being I'm class. Worked with her on Friday. It was not her best lesson as she was just h...
03/25/2024

Button got a week off due to me being I'm class. Worked with her on Friday. It was not her best lesson as she was just having a day. Lol she was very distracted because there was so much going on in the arena, she was a Lil on the lazy side and she was quite mouthy. So she gave me lots to work on that day. Lol after chatting with her owner, we are considering having me work her twice a week instead of once a week, to help her stay more consistent. πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ love working with babies, always so much to do.

03/21/2024

This is Doro he was one of the horses I had the pleasure to work on.πŸ₯° He had a good amount of tension along his neck where it ties into his shoulder. I spend a Lil extra time working the area until I got a release. I was able to capture some of his releases on video. Feels so good to be able to help these horses feel better and loosen back up. There are many different signs a horse is releasing,.. licking an chewing is just one of them. 😊

I had a great week of school this past week. πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ I learned so much and I am very excited to start practicing and working ...
03/18/2024

I had a great week of school this past week. πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ I learned so much and I am very excited to start practicing and working on my strokes. Everyday was filled with so much information it was hard to keep track of it all haha. We learned 15 different strokes, we practiced seeing tension on a moving horse, we messed around with a pony skeleton, worked on keeping yourself grounded during your sessions, did a lot of side to side comparison to learn to feel differences in the muscle, and so much more it would take to long to type it put. Haha. It was so much fun getting to work with several different horse and honing in on my newly learned skills. Now it's homework time! Iv got a few questions to answer, and essay to write and lots of horses to work on as well as getting my own session done on me(yes that's part of our homework) then once I have completed all of that I'll be moving on to module 2 to learn some more. And eventually work my way to module 3 then the final exam for my license. Here's a few photos from this week. (Wish I could post videos at the same time). It's so rewarding when the horses have releases during the session. They sure let me know that they enjoy it.

Had another good day with Rocky today. πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ Been working him out on the trails and he is just a Rockstar!  He goes whereve...
03/14/2024

Had another good day with Rocky today. πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ Been working him out on the trails and he is just a Rockstar! He goes wherever you ask him to go. He's a very forward moving horse and seems to really enjoy being out in nature. He sure is a fun boy to ride.

For those that don't know yet..., I have started school to become a licensed equine massage therapist (body worker). Tod...
03/12/2024

For those that don't know yet..., I have started school to become a licensed equine massage therapist (body worker). Today was my 2nd day of class. I am definitely enjoying learning new things. This is only going to help improve myself as a horseman and add to my skill set. I'm excited to be able to take this knowledge and put it to use. Once I am completely finished with school I will be an Equine Structural Integration Practitioner AND a Licensed Equine Massage Therapist. At that point I'll turn this into a business and get an llc. I am very excited for this journey and all the furture horses I'll be able to work on and help feel better. Big things ahead. πŸ™Œ

On a side note if you'd like some free bodywork done on your horse let me know. My furture homework is to have completed at least 20sessions working on horsesπŸ₯°

Pics from day 1 working on a horse named prince.

03/07/2024

Well since it's Thursday might as well do a throw back. πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ About 2 years ago I had the wonderful opportunity to work with and ride this handsome stallion, in preparation for a few show he was in. Icon is one of my favorite horses I have ever worked. At the time of this video he was only 3yrs old. I was a busy girl during the show weekends. I was in charge of feeding,water, exercising, cleaning stalls, talking up, bathing and anything else you can think of lol. Big shout out and thank you to his owners for allowing me the opportunity with him.

With show season upon us, if you need help grooming, bathing or exercising, ext. I would be happy to help. Shoot me a message.

03/01/2024

If you wonder why I am always recording videos, thus is why.πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ I'll always have these memories to look back on.

Today's a busy day. I have stalls to clean, a horse to exercise and a filly to baby boot camp things with. Stay tuned for updates. ;)

Yesterday was Buttons first day of baby boot camp. πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ She was a bit distracted with everything else going on around the ...
02/20/2024

Yesterday was Buttons first day of baby boot camp. πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ She was a bit distracted with everything else going on around the arena but I used that to my advantage and helped her work through the distractions. Worked her on the lungeline for a bit.(she's used to free lunging) I also spent some time desensitizing her to ropes being thrown on and around her. She wasn't a fan of it bit She came around. And then lastly I worked on messing with her ears. She recently had an event happen while in the washrack so now she isn't a fan of her ears being touched. All in all for her first day in training she did so well. I will enjoy working with her and figuring out what she'll need to be the best she can be. Once I work with her a few more times I'll start to get a routine down for her. 😊 Follow along on her training.

Sammy has officially found his new forever home. πŸ™ŒπŸ₯° He left yesterday evening. I'm going to miss this sweet boy but I'm ...
02/15/2024

Sammy has officially found his new forever home. πŸ™ŒπŸ₯° He left yesterday evening. I'm going to miss this sweet boy but I'm so happy for him now he has his own person to love. That being said I now have more availability for another project horse. ;) if you have a horse who needs some work or even just needs some exercise, please let me know. I'd be happy to help. ☺️

A friend of mine asked me if I'd be willing to exercise/tune up her boy J***y. πŸ₯° Of course I said yes. I'll be working h...
02/10/2024

A friend of mine asked me if I'd be willing to exercise/tune up her boy J***y. πŸ₯° Of course I said yes. I'll be working him over the next 15-30days. He's kind of being brought out of retirement for some light riding with his owner. πŸ‡ He's such a cute old man and was so excited to be riden.

02/08/2024

Say hello to Button. πŸ₯° she's about to start baby boot camp. I'm going to be working with her for awhile, so follow along on her journey. Isn't she a cutie! Can any guess her age and breed? I'll give a hint there are 2 breeds

⚠️Attention⚠️ to all my past and current clients. If I have ever done any work for you, whether that be stall cleaning o...
02/08/2024

⚠️Attention⚠️ to all my past and current clients. If I have ever done any work for you, whether that be stall cleaning or horse training ext, will you please comment your story & experience below.πŸ€”πŸ˜Œ I would love to hear everyone's thoughts and opinions. This will also serve as a place where people can easily see these reviews, and learn a Lil more about me. Thank you for taking the time to read this and look forward to seeing everyone's comments. πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ doesn't matter if I did something for you years ago or just yesterday lol I'd love for you to participate πŸ’• Thanks in advance

Hello everyone I have some exciting things coming up. πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ That being said I have some more availability for a couple more...
02/07/2024

Hello everyone I have some exciting things coming up. πŸ₯°πŸ™Œ That being said I have some more availability for a couple more clients. I prefer to stick with m-f so I have my weekends to spend time with my family.
Located in Battleground and willing to travel up to 20-30mins away.
If you have to much work on your hands I'm your girl! I have over 20yrs experience working with horses. I was in 4h, FFA and even took a vet skills class. I have trained several of my friends and families horses as well as all of my own. Do you have a youngster that needs started? To many horses you can't ride them all? Does your horse need a tune up? Need help around the barn, cleaning stalls, turn out/in? Do you have a spooky or other wise dangerous horse, those are my favorite to work/help. Need help with fencing or stacking hay? Anything you can think of around the farm you need help with plz let me know. 😊 I will goes over all the details with you and then I will be able to give you a quote. Thanks for reading and look forward to working with you. I can provide references upon request. Through my friends and family I have been called the horse whisperer πŸ₯° horses are my passion and it's obvious. If your not sure I'm the right fit for your job, message me anyway. let me come show you my skills in person, if you like what you see then we will move forward from there.

01/31/2024

Listen up everyone! Coming soon I will have more availability. So I am looking to add another client or 2 on my schedule. Do you have a horse that needs some exercise or maybe even a tune up? Do you have stalls that need cleaned? A project horse you don't have time for? Or anything else. Shoot me a message with your needs. I am here to help. I have over 20yrs experience with horses and farm animals. Let's get connected.

Video of my handsome boy coming in from the pasture. πŸ˜πŸ™Œ

01/28/2024

I very much appreciate the neat and tidy type πŸ™ŒπŸ˜…πŸ₯° lol what type is your horse? Do you have type one, type two or both?

01/19/2024

Always something to do when you have animals. No snow day for us livestock /horse owners. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈβ„οΈπŸ’ͺ

01/19/2024

Sammy feeling his wild side during his turn out πŸ₯°

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