The Dog Ranch

01/12/2025

01/10/2025

What’s a dog’s favorite movie snack?
Pupcorn

01/10/2025

What do you call an old dog?
Grandpaw

01/08/2025

Which dog breed knows how to use the phone?

A dial-matian.

01/04/2025

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cat scan.

01/03/2025

What do you get when you mix a sheepdog with a rose?
A Collie-flower

01/03/2025

What’s the medical diagnosis for owning too many dogs?

Roverdose.

01/03/2025

After the dog gets all the sheep in the pen, he says to the farmer: “Right, that’s all forty sheep accounted for.”

The farmer says, “But I’ve only got 37 sheep.”

The sheepdog says, “I know. I rounded them up.”

01/02/2025

Happy New Year!

Just a friendly reminder to all of our wonderful Dog Ranch pups and owners - it’s that time of year again to schedule and confirm recurring reservations. Please reach out to our front desk at 970-599-0001, our staff will be happy to assist you with scheduling your upcoming daycare and boarding needs.

Thank you,

The Dog Ranch 🐾

12/31/2024

The owner couldn’t work out why his dog was so hungry.
It was mind-beagle-ing!

12/31/2024

How did you get the job at the kennels?
By acting very pawfessional.

12/30/2024

What did the husky say to its owner when he was dropped off at The Dog Ranch? “Thank you so mush!”

12/29/2024

I named my dog “Wifi”.

Because I stole it from my neighbor.

12/29/2024

I know a dog who goes and sits in the corner every time the doorbell rings.

He’s a boxer.

12/29/2024

Why was everyone shocked to see the dog driving the car?
Acting like they’ve never seen a dog park before.

12/28/2024

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Dog.
Dog who?
Doggone it, will you open the door?

12/28/2024

📢Hello Dog Ranch clients, friends, and family! The farm animals and staff greatly appreciate the tree donations, we will continue to accept them however we do ask that all twine be removed as it is a hazard to the farm animals.