The Dog Ranch

01/28/2025

Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars?

They can’t control their licker!

01/28/2025

Staying warm with our fuzzy friends 🥰

01/22/2025

Dave was a keen duck hunter and he'd been looking to buy a new bird dog for quite a while.

Dave's search ended when he found an amazing dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck.

Naturally, Dave was pleased with his discovery but he was sure that his friends wouldn't believe he'd found a dog that could walk on water.

So he decided to break the news to his friend Paul, a pessimist who was rarely impressed by anything.

Hoping for once he might actually impress Paul, Dave invited him on a hunting trip to experience the dog first hand.

However, Dave didn't mention the dog's special talent, as he wanted Paul to see it for himself.

Arriving in the woods, the two men and the dog found a suitable spot by the lake and waited for some ducks to appear. And it wasn't long before some ducks flew overhead.

Both men fired their shotguns and a duck fell from the sky and landed on the lake.

The dog responded by walking across the water, without sinking, and retrieving the duck. Apart from the soles of its feet, the dog didn't get wet at all.

This continued throughout the day.

Each time a duck fell, the dog retrieved it by walking across the water, without getting wet. Determined to remain unimpressed, Paul observed everything but he didn't say a word.

On the drive home, Dave couldn't resist it any longer and he said to Paul, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog Paul?"

"Yes, I did", said Paul. "He can't swim."

01/21/2025

A postman knocked on my door the other day and complained about my dog chasing him on his bike.

I told him that was absurd; my dog doesn't even have a bike!

01/19/2025

When you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster, what do you get?
A cockerpoodledoo!

01/18/2025

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01/16/2025

A dog goes into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says, "You don't see a dog in here drinking a martini very often." The dog says, "At these prices, I'm not surprised."

01/16/2025

01/15/2025

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01/10/2025

What’s a dog’s favorite movie snack?
Pupcorn

01/10/2025

What do you call an old dog?
Grandpaw

01/08/2025

Which dog breed knows how to use the phone?

A dial-matian.

01/04/2025

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cat scan.

01/03/2025

What do you get when you mix a sheepdog with a rose?
A Collie-flower

01/03/2025

What’s the medical diagnosis for owning too many dogs?

Roverdose.

01/03/2025

After the dog gets all the sheep in the pen, he says to the farmer: “Right, that’s all forty sheep accounted for.”

The farmer says, “But I’ve only got 37 sheep.”

The sheepdog says, “I know. I rounded them up.”