08/27/2024
If you decide to bring your dog around me, here are some things you should know:
1. I might say hi to you but I will ABSOLUTELY say hi to your dog.
2. I will talk in a weird, high, squeaky voice—possibly an oddly low voice if it’s a big dog. I’ll just use whatever voice I think Your dog will best understand, okay?
3. I will try not to ignore you completely, but I make no promises. I only have so much energy to give, and a large part of it is gonna go to your pet.
4. I may ask your dog if it wants to come home with me at least once. I have five pups of my own, I promise, I have no intentions of stealing your beloved fur baby. It’s just something I am obliged to ask in the event they want to play date or have a sleep over.
5. If I say I love You, ignore me. I’m more than likely talking to your dog.
Happy National Dog Day to all who celebrate 🐶