FloofDog Designs

03/20/2023

03/14/2023

Woof!

02/25/2023

02/23/2023

Could be.

01/31/2023

HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL:
1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in
left arm and repeat process.
3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear
paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap.
Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
😎 Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill inside end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12) Call fire brigade to retrieve the f------ cat from tree across
the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
13) Tie the little b**tard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak filet. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the
emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and remove pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
15) Arrange for RSPCA to collect "mutant cat from hell" and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL:
1) Wrap it in cheese.

01/27/2023

Throw it!!!

01/19/2023

Spoil them more (OK, yourself...) with a purchase at https://floofdogs.com/ !

01/14/2023

100% Pure FloofDogs!

01/13/2023

01/13/2023

We'll be on site January 21-22 at the Pembroke Welsh Corgi Club of Greater Atlanta Specialty, alongside the Chattahoochee Springer Spaniel Club of Greater Atlanta’s 2023 Specialty Shows and All Breed Obedience & Rally Trials. Join us at the Gwinnett County Fairgrounds in Lawrenceville, GA. We'll have some new designs on offer, including these two! You can pre-order for pickup at the event!

01/12/2023

A big THANKS to Ronda U. for being the launch customer for our new Leash Holder XL! This larger size leash or ribbon holder can have six or eight hooks, and is the same size as our current custom ribbon holders at 16.5 in wide and 5.5in tall. Only available as a full custom design - we'll create just the look you want! Contact us here on FB, or [email protected] .

01/10/2023

Hugs for everyone. Frantic, frantic hugs.

Like my comics and wanna support what I do (plus help me feed my flippin' bottomless pit dog and kid)? You can send me a dollar a month here: Patreon.com/niknikando

01/09/2023

Working on some new leash holder designs for FloofDog Designs. Can you tell we'll be at a Corgi event soon??? Would love to know which ones you like best!!!

https://floofdogs.com/

12/21/2022

Need a last minute holiday gift??? We have gift certificates to our online store for stock or custom items. Available in any amount, we can send you a printable PDF suitable to stuff in a stocking or card.

Contact us directly here on FB now though messenger!!! Or email [email protected] .

12/12/2022

CONGRATS to our contest winners!!!

We'll be sending you info on how to claim your prizes! Thanks to all who entered, and we hope you stop by to visit and buy - we'll be adding new items throughout the year, and all of our inventory on our site is "live".

And of course, we can make custom items any time just for you!!!

We're helping Santa stuff your stockings this year with a holiday leash holder giveaway! Up for grabs are three of our standard leash holders, valued at $25 each - you can choose from any of our standard or holiday designs available on our web site. Have a peek at our offerings at https://floofdogs....

12/11/2022

Last day to register! You can't win if you don't sign up!!!!

We're helping Santa stuff your stockings this year with a holiday leash holder giveaway! Up for grabs are three of our standard leash holders, valued at $25 each - you can choose from any of our standard or holiday designs available on our web site. Have a peek at our offerings at https://floofdogs....

11/20/2022

𝙎𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙖'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤'𝙨 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙟𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙮!

We're spreading some holiday cheer and giving you multiple chances to win. Enter multiple ways at the link below.

We're helping Santa stuff your stockings this year with a holiday leash holder giveaway! Up for grabs are three of our standard leash holders, valued at $25 each - you can choose from any of our standard or holiday designs available on our web site. Have a peek at our offerings at https://floofdogs....

11/14/2022

"And all the ribbons were hung by the chimney, with care

In hopes that Santa Paws soon would be there ...."

Still time to get a custom ribbon holder made as a holiday gift for your favorite friend or family member! Check out our choices at
https://floofdogs.com/product-category/ribbon-holders/

Contact us through the form on the web site, or right here on Facebook. Also, we'd love to have you give us a "Like" or "Follow" on our page, https://www.facebook.com/FloofDogDesigns

11/14/2022

How can you tell you're "dog people"???

10/31/2022

We love seeing our custom ribbon holders in their new homes, loaded down with special memories!

Want one for yourself or a friend? Just message us here, or email us through our website, FloofDogs.Com !

10/21/2022

Live from the Atlanta Golden Retriever Club Agility Trial in Pendleton SC! Hope to see you here today or tomorrow!

10/20/2022

Let everyone know that you know What The Floof is going on.... !!!

https://teespring.com/what-the-floof-2

10/19/2022

𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣! 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙃𝙤𝙬𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙣! 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙖 𝟚𝟘% 𝕆𝔽𝔽 𝙨𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙬𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨!!!