Perfect Insanity Farm

08/07/2024

Perfect Insanity Farm is looking for motivated, animal loving volunteers to help out around the farm 🐐
No experience needed!

Typical volunteer activities include mucking barns and coops, raking, and pasture cleaning, water changes, am or pm feedings, and many others! Tasks will also vary by the time of year and need at the farm.

Many of the animals will come visit you while you complete your tasks but please remember that some tasks might not include much animal interaction.

Volunteering is physically intensive, so expect to get a good workout 💪

For safety and liability purposes, all volunteers must be at least 13 years of age, no exceptions. Volunteers who are ages 13-15 will need parent/guardian supervision for the duration of their time at the farm. All volunteers will need to sign a liability waiver.

If you are interested, please reach out to us.
We look forward to working with you!

07/24/2024

We are proudly looking for a new home 🏡 for one of our loved bucks.

ADGA registered
3AM Knox
DOB 6/5/20
Disbudded
Father is grandchampion

We got 2 new bucks this year, time to switch up genetics. Makes beautiful kids, easy keep, friendly guy. Going to be sad to see him go.

07/16/2024

Huge THANK YOU to Gretchen who donated a new cooler to us ! As well as everyone else who offered to donate a cooler ❤️ you guys are the best!

Stand is stocked with 9 DOZEN eggs

💲2️⃣ a dozen

PLEASE come take some eggs off my hands!

07/12/2024

I can't even believe I need to write this.
Someone stole our cooler out of our farm stand at Perfect Insanity Farm

The lack of respect is astonishing, the stand and cooler were donated to us by a generous supporter.

I hope it magically finds it's way back to our stand, but I'm sure that's unlikely .

If you need eggs until I get a replacement, please message me!

07/01/2024

Our last Goat 101 for the summer is August 17th!
Sign up now, limited spots available!

06/16/2024

This handsome guys is back available looking for his forever home 🏡
He had a deposit but the person lost interest.

S9
$350
Buckling
DOB 3/17/24 * Wean Date 6/9/24
Brown eyes - Polled(naturally hornless)

06/15/2024

Come visit us at New Egypt Day 11-4!

05/25/2024

We have quite a few does in milk up for discussion. Absolutely nothing wrong with these girls. It's just time for new genetics, and I can't afford to keep them all here.

My loss is your gain. Serious inquires only.
All information IS IN THE POST

Disco - 400 - DOB 6/2/14 Buckskin w/ moonspots, brown eyes, disbudded, waddles
Tabitha - 400 - DOB 4/17/15 Chamoise, blue eyes, disbudded
Amaretto - 350 - DOB 6/5/20 Buckskin w/ abundant white, brown eyes, disbudded
Bonkers - 400 - DOB 1/23/19 Chocolate Cou Claire, brown eyes, polled
Kudo - 350 - DOB 3/15/23 Buckskin w/ random white, brown eyes, disbudded
Ivy - 300 - DOB 4/9/19 Gold w/ moonspots, blue eyes, polled
Crescendo - 350- DOB 3/18/23 Buckskin w/ abundant white, brown eyes, polled, waddles *ADGA registration pending

Their names will be on their pictures, if I have an udder picture their name will be on the udder picture.

Clean tested herd, up to date on vaccinations and deworming. All ADGA registered.

Located in New Egypt, NJ 08533 - can meet a reasonable distance.

05/08/2024

We have some availability for our Goat 101 Classes 📚
1️⃣ spot for May 18th
4️⃣ spots for June 22nd

Message us now to sign up 📝

💲5️⃣0️⃣ discount if you bought a kid from us this year
💲5️⃣0️⃣ off a farm call for Phoenix Equine Clients

05/08/2024

The deposit for these 3 boys fell through, no fault of their own.
They are back looking for their forever homes 🏡

SOLD S4 Buckling - $300
DOB 3/13/24 * Wean date 6/6/24
Brown eyes - Disbudded
White with tricolored markings

SOLD S7 Buckling $300
DOB 3/16/24 * Wean Date 6/8/24
Brown eyes - Disbudded -
Tan w white markings

S23 Buckling $300
DOB 3/28/24 * Wean Date 6/20/24
Brown eyes - Disbudded -
Buckskin with white belly band

05/07/2024

Maisie -
10 month old heifer
Was a bottle baby so she's friendly
Priced to sell quickly to a good home
New Egypt NJ 08533
Can deliver for extra

04/28/2024

Our 2nd Goat 101 class was an amazing success!
A beautiful day filled with nothiing but goats 🐐 What more could you want🤔 !?

Join us for the next one!

04/27/2024

WE HAD 2 LAST-MINUTE CANCELATIONS FOR GOAT 101 TOMORROW!

BUY ONE, BRING A FRIEND AT HALF PRICE!

930am-3pm Coffee and Lunch included!

04/23/2024

Yesterday, we welcomed 3 doelings and 1 doe in milk from Rarebird Farm.
We are very excited about these new additions and can't wait to see how they improve our herd!
Welcome home ladies 🥰
Thanks again Robin!

04/13/2024

Raising the next generation of feral goat girls 🤙

04/06/2024

Yesterday we added two new does to the farm.
Rarebird Farm F Vega Alfa Lyra and Rarebird Farm PR Quincey.
We are extremely excited to start adding some great milk into our herd!

Huge thanks to Robin from Rarebird Farm, we're smitten 😊

04/03/2024

The other day I had someone ask me the price of a goat, to which they replied "Don't you think that's alittle much?" No, no I don't think it's alittle much.

❗️Raising goats isn't cheap.
❗️Good grain isn't cheap
❗️Good hay isn't cheap.
❗️Disease testing isn't cheap.
❗️Bedding isn't cheap.
❗️Coccidia prevention and CD&T isn't cheap.
❗️Yearly vaaccinations and vet visits aren't cheap.

📣Raising quality, healthy animals ISN'T CHEAP📣

If you want cheap, go to the auction, or some random backyard "breeder". Yes, you'll get a cheap goat, but the liklihood is that you'll also be getting diseases, parasites, and inheriting someone else's problem.

(Someone else's problem, you're likely going to ask ME to fix btw)

When you buy a goat from us, not only are you getting a healthy, goat that has been taken care of and loved its entire life, but you're getting ME.

👉You're getting a mentor.
👉You're getting set up to raise these animals successfully.
👉You're getting years of knowledge.
👉You're getting questions answered and problems solved.

📚KNOWLEDGE IS POWER📚

So no, I don't think that it's "alittle much"
Honestly it's not enough

03/31/2024

03/31/2024

Commandoe kidded today while we were at Tractor Supply Co. ! Beautiful single girl, all clean, up and nursing by the time we got home 😍 Good girl CamCam!

🩷S24 - Doe - Waddles, brown eyes, buckskin with abundant white
(this is the only kid this year NOT registerable)