Jowls of Fury

Jowls of Fury is a blog written by the dogs and cats that live with a couple of animal-hoarding humans.

The name 'Jowls of Fury' is in regard to the tendency of basset hound cheeks to flap around while fighting.

04/12/2024

All this because Odie won't stop chewing on my ear & making my old man ear cyst bleed. I end up looking like pippie-beagle-stockings and nothing happens to Odie. The injustice!

04/06/2024

Mom is recovering from the stomach flu the kids gave to her. I'm giving her the best supportive care by making her rub my chest. ~Morty

03/17/2024

Mom says I'm such a "good sport" for allowing the littlest human to make me beautiful. I'm not sure I agree. ~Morty

02/17/2024

Mom says she has a headache. I'm doing my best to squish it out of her. ~Jasper

01/12/2024

The look I give Mom when she tells me "my fat ass can't lay on her bad ankle." How rude! ~Jasper

12/17/2023

Mom says I should feel ashamed. She was petting me when she felt a small bump on my back hip. It's been unseasonably warm here so she wanted to make sure it wasn't a tick. Me being the nervous dog I am, farted while her face was only a mere inch away from my butt. It was a silent but deadly toot. Now she's hollering that she can't see straight and she'll never be able to smell properly again. I think she's being a tad dramatic. ~Odie

12/06/2023

My face when Mom tells me I have stinky breath and stinky pits. How dare she! ~Jasper

11/26/2023

When you're just trying to snuggle with your mom and your big butted brother sits on you. He trying to get me to move and I won't. ~Odie

11/25/2023

Whatcha got there, mom? You should share. ~Jasper

11/19/2023

Mom did a horrible horrible thing to me. She gave me a B-A-T-H! I can't even bring myself to say that awful swear word. She said the house stunk like nasty dead fish and that means we need a bath. I tried to tell her it smell like that because of the cat but she didn't listen. Now all my wonderful dog smell is gone and I smell like nasty oranges and coconut. The disgrace! ~Odie

11/09/2023

Mom's making us work for our snacks. She said something about making Jasper less of an as***le (fat chance that will happen) and hopefully reduce the number of TV remotes he chews up. She called these things snuffle bowls and says it's suppose to give out brains a work out. I don't think working out their brains are going to make Jasper or Morty any smarter. I was at least dignified enough to not have my picture taken with my nose shoved in a bowl like some commoner. ~ "Prince" Odie

11/01/2023

Mom chewed me out for trying to chew on the kitten. ~Odie

08/28/2023

When the belly rubs are hitting the spot.

07/18/2023

"I really love you, mom. I'm not actually trying to covertly steal the cracker crumb off your cardigan." ~Jasper

07/05/2023

Jasper wants to know if he loses any cool points for this "enemy" contact.

06/23/2023

Mom brought home this ball of fur that hisses. It scares me and I hide behind the ottoman. I have to keep an eye on it all the time. ~Jasper

06/21/2023

Mom says I'm a seat thief. I don't know what she's talking about. ~ Jasper

06/16/2023

When you're human sister doesn't want you looking at her.

05/30/2023

We're Dying!!! That means old lady, mom, made us go for what she called a walk. She said it was just a mile but it was really more like 10.

05/20/2023

Don't let this face fool you. This as***le doesn't want attention. He wants my leftover Chinese food sitting next to me on the end table.

04/19/2023

Ignore the fact that I'm sitting on my brother Morty's head and just pet me. ~Jasper

03/05/2023

We interrupt your regularly scheduled petting of Jasper to pet Morty instead.

02/08/2023

What do you mean there's a problem? I don't see the problem here. ~Jasper

01/19/2023

"Why no, mother, I wasn't digging in the mud. Whatever gave you that idea?" ~Jasper

01/16/2023

Morty's living his best life as a spoiled couch potato

12/08/2022

Mom pulled a dirty trick on me today. She started talking about everything stinking like dog while pulling off couch covers and vacuuming. Then she did the meanest thing. She smeared peanut butter on the inside of the bathtub in a ruse to get me and Morty and Odie into the tub. I'm sure you can guess what happened next. That's right, she washed off all my houndish glory. To pay her back, I'm slowly mashing her body into oblivion by turning circles in her lap. She keeps saying I smell so much better but I disagree. Hounds are not supposed to smell like orange blossoms.

11/05/2022

Momma says I'm a smelly drama king and I need a bath. I think I smell wonderful and she needs to have her nose checked. ~Jasper

10/28/2022

Squirrel staring intensifies

04/06/2022

Someone got neutered today so he's getting spoiled.

03/31/2022

Beauty - yes
Brains - debatable
He just spent the last couple minutes barking at the running dishwasher.

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Lawrence, MI
49064

Website

http://jowlsoffury.blogspot.com/

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