07/05/2022
6 years today...how time flies.
The Hermie Christ has come to save us all from our sins along with His faithful disciples, Boots and
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The Hermie Christ has come to save us all from our sins along with His faithful disciples, Boots and Mittens! Repent now, or perish in the fiery abyss!
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Saving Souls one at a time...a sh*tty business.
We are in the business of saving souls here at The Church of the Hermie Christ and Latter Day Cats and we are guided by the omnipotent Hermie Christ and His holy word. Without His guidance and word, we are but lost sh*tty souls and it is through Him and the baptism of the Holy Litter that we receive our Salvation and become absolved of our silly sinful ways once and fur all! The Hermie Christ has come to save the Human Race from itself before it’s too late and offer furgiveness to all who seek the almighty furry feline deity and His Word. Not all will make the cut! Hermie decides who is worthy and who is not. It was written over 2 million years ago in ancient Feline text and although the translations have gone astray, Hermie has returned to see that His will be done. The time has come to repent and accept the one true Messiah before it’s too late. Praise the Hermie Christ and the Latter Day Cats! We have a long way to go, brothers & sisters. Prepare your Litter boxes. #AMEN.
